Botanical Aficionado Gifts

House Plant Party

'And you have utterly destroyed my love of flowers.'

So Close..

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

"I've seen a tulip before."

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

'All right, Dave, you've smelled the flowers. Now get back to work.'

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

Setting out the bedding plants was one of his few remaining pleasures,

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

Summer wants.

Daffodil bulbs

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

"Me, my dream would be to attend the Cheery Blossom Festival in Japan..."

'I think Fred's taken the idea of having a conservatory a little too far!'

'You use HERBS to help you levitate? - How does THAT work?'

Gardener

House plants

Bonsai Exhibit

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

'Oh yes I talk to them all the time. Except the aspidistra. Not since the argument.'

"I have my green thumb, thanks to my black 'n' blue knees!"

Topiary: When the written word isn't enough

'He's sending 2,400 roses to win her back, and charging it to her credit card.'

"Have you got any man eating plants?"

You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.