Weeding Enthusiast Gifts

"I see you've laid out your garden."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Cats and gardens.

I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

Lawnmower

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Environment Friendly House.

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

Et in Arcadia Ego

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

'Do you mind!!?'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'First weeds of spring.'

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

Ecology

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."

'The highest court in the land.'

Beware of the Lawn

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."