Mowing Enthusiast Gifts

'This is not really in the spirit of our informal boundary agreement.'

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

'Beware of the dog's life.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

Three different categories of lawnmower.

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

'George! This way quick!'

Beware of the Lawn

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

Cow Pilot.

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

Death upgrades to a strimmer

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

Shoot, I forgot about that underground sprinkler.

Mower Repair

God builds the first lawn mower.

Wen leaf blowers become too powerful.

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

'This is Ed down the street. Your dog is doing his business on my lawn again.'

With their only child off to college, the Gilmonts each suffered empty-nest syndrome in their own way.

'I got a new lawn-mowing app for my cell phone.'

Rich Man with Lawn Mower followed by Maid with Hoover.

Mowing manual.