Lawnmower Enthusiast Gifts

'OK... I know that lawnmower's in here somewhere...'

Extreme sports have always been Vince's passion...

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

'The neighbours have had a whip round for a new lawnmower!'

Lawnmower protestor

'Do you realize that you should have put petrol in it?'

"Ahh, if I'm not much mistaken. The sound of a Lawn Chief 420. Fitted with a 3.5 horse power, Briggs and Stratton engine. Electronic ignition, variable valve timing and a 55 litre grass box. Mmm don't you just love our Sunday mornings dear?"

Men racing their lawnmowers.

'...here to repossess the lawnmower.'

Keep off the Square.

"Are the racing strips really necessary?"

"Not to complain but you promised to mow the lawn."

Lawnmower racing

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

Three different categories of lawnmower.

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

'George! This way quick!'

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

Biker Lawn Mower

Beware of the Lawn

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

Cow Pilot.

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

Lawn mower - must get longer cable