Lawn Mower Enthusiast Gifts

'Can't you escape or something - The grass needs cutting?'

Mower Fraud!

"I remember you, you borrowed my lawn mower and never returned it."

God builds the first lawn mower.

'If we keep the grass short, predators are less likely to sneak up unnoticed...'

'That one's for a man with a very large lawn, it's fitted with sat nav.'

Group of explorers with a lawn mower.

'Of course I hate to work in the garden, but I've been blackmailed - my wife wanted me either to mow the lawn or to have sex with her.'

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

Three different categories of lawnmower.

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

'George! This way quick!'

Biker Lawn Mower

Beware of the Lawn

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

Cow Pilot.

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

Death upgrades to a strimmer

Wen leaf blowers become too powerful.

Shoot, I forgot about that underground sprinkler.