Lawnmower Enthusiasts Gifts

"Just get out there and cut the bloody grass Brian!"

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

Biker Lawn Mower

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

Beware of the Lawn

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

Cow Pilot.

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

Death upgrades to a strimmer

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

Mower Repair

Shoot, I forgot about that underground sprinkler.

Wen leaf blowers become too powerful.

God builds the first lawn mower.

'This is Ed down the street. Your dog is doing his business on my lawn again.'

'Honey, could you turn the water on?'

'I got a new lawn-mowing app for my cell phone.'

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

Rich Man with Lawn Mower followed by Maid with Hoover.

'I used to live for the moment, but now I'm comfortable waiting 3 to 5 business days.'

Americana Mall

Larry's Lawnmower Service. Relax, he comes in every spring to get his blade sharpened.