Lawnmower Enthusiasts Gifts

"Just get out there and cut the bloody grass Brian!"

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

Biker Lawn Mower

Beware of the Lawn

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

Cow Pilot.

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

Death upgrades to a strimmer

God builds the first lawn mower.

Mower Repair

Wen leaf blowers become too powerful.

'Honey, could you turn the water on?'

'I got a new lawn-mowing app for my cell phone.'

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

Rich Man with Lawn Mower followed by Maid with Hoover.

Mowing manual.

Mohawk Yard.