Lawn Mowing Enthusiast Gifts

Boy on skateboard being pulled along by lawnmower.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

Three different categories of lawnmower.

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

'George! This way quick!'

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

Beware of the Lawn

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

Cow Pilot.

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

Death upgrades to a strimmer

Mower Repair

God builds the first lawn mower.

Wen leaf blowers become too powerful.

'I got a new lawn-mowing app for my cell phone.'

Rich Man with Lawn Mower followed by Maid with Hoover.

"Honey, you’ve got to see this one she just left on the neighbor’s lawn—it’s perfect, like showroom condition." "Dan loved his dog."

Mowing manual.