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'This is not really in the spirit of our informal boundary agreement.'

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

'Beware of the dog's life.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

Three different categories of lawnmower.

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

'George! This way quick!'

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

Beware of the Lawn

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

Cow Pilot.

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

Death upgrades to a strimmer

Wen leaf blowers become too powerful.

God builds the first lawn mower.

Mower Repair

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

'I got a new lawn-mowing app for my cell phone.'

Rich Man with Lawn Mower followed by Maid with Hoover.

"Honey, you’ve got to see this one she just left on the neighbor’s lawn—it’s perfect, like showroom condition." "Dan loved his dog."

Mowing manual.

Mohawk Yard.