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'The growing field of lawn enforcement'.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"I didn't spark joy."

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"Mind the whale, dear."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Slip Ahoy!'

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Biker At Museum

Beware of the Lawn

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

"Admit it, you're lost!"

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

Thames Pizza

'We're dangerous when we shop. We're really really dangerous when we don't shop.'

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'