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Garden Shop. Preseason sale! Mower for your money!

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

Cow Pilot.

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

Bad Hare Day

God builds the first lawn mower.

Mowing the Jungle

"Ahh, if I'm not much mistaken. The sound of a Lawn Chief 420. Fitted with a 3.5 horse power, Briggs and Stratton engine. Electronic ignition, variable valve timing and a 55 litre grass box. Mmm don't you just love our Sunday mornings dear?"

"Larry's taking a victory lap around the crab grass before putting the mower away for the winter."

Incompetent gardeners cause havoc

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

'That one's for a man with a very large lawn, it's fitted with sat nav.'

Keep off the Square.

"Step on it, Roger!"

"Parting the church lawn and the Red Sea are not exactly the same ."

'Where's the starter?'

Ski Vagaries in Switzerland

'OK... I know that lawnmower's in here somewhere...'

'The growing field of lawn enforcement'.

'Personal lawn-craft.'

"I was going to mow the lawn, but I pulled three muscles trying to start the mower. It's been a long winter."

Mower Fraud!

'Son, now that you're 16, I thought I'd let you drive.'

"It ran amok."

'Of course I hate to work in the garden, but I've been blackmailed - my wife wanted me either to mow the lawn or to have sex with her.'

'If we keep the grass short, predators are less likely to sneak up unnoticed...'

Extreme sports have always been Vince's passion...

Lawnmower Spotting Couple

Boy on skateboard being pulled along by lawnmower.

Men racing their lawnmowers.

Lawnmower racing