Lawn Mower Getaway Enthusiast T-Shirts

After a spate of garden-shed burglaries,,, Constable Smedling finally apprehended the culprit

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Biker Lawn Mower

Cow Pilot.

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

'Separate rooms please, we're on our second honeymoon.'

God builds the first lawn mower.

City Travel...rat race special! 10 countries in 10 day: 'I need a vacation'!

Mowing the Jungle

"Larry's taking a victory lap around the crab grass before putting the mower away for the winter."

"Ahh, if I'm not much mistaken. The sound of a Lawn Chief 420. Fitted with a 3.5 horse power, Briggs and Stratton engine. Electronic ignition, variable valve timing and a 55 litre grass box. Mmm don't you just love our Sunday mornings dear?"

Sometimes you just have to wait for the magic of sea, sex and sand to kick in.

'When, Janice? When did our marriage start to go downhill?'

Incompetent gardeners cause havoc

"That's why I come here for the weekends - 127 acres."

'Where's the starter?'

'That one's for a man with a very large lawn, it's fitted with sat nav.'

Keep off the Square.

A fresh morning

'OK... I know that lawnmower's in here somewhere...'

'The growing field of lawn enforcement'.

'Yes, we'll have a second honeymoon but I'll have the headaches this time!'

This Job Sucks

“If I buy this sweater, we’ll also have to buy a rustic little place upstate.”

Mower Fraud!

'If we keep the grass short, predators are less likely to sneak up unnoticed...'

I think you're starting to identify with our captor, Bob.

'Of course I hate to work in the garden, but I've been blackmailed - my wife wanted me either to mow the lawn or to have sex with her.'

'A room with a view! With a view to exacly what, sir?'

Extreme sports have always been Vince's passion...

Group of explorers with a lawn mower.

"I'll just mow the yard then I'm running for the Democratic nomination."

Boy on skateboard being pulled along by lawnmower.

Men racing their lawnmowers.