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'Where's the starter?'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Diner.

The Missing Sock Returns

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

Early Colour TV

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Old rocker.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

"Do you do much walking?"

Computer Class.

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

Edison invents the personal stereo

"He's deliciously vintage."

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

'It's an antique!'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."