Retro Mower Enthusiast Gifts

'Where's the starter?'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Diner.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"And this is our media room."

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Early Colour TV

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Old rocker.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Do you do much walking?"

Computer Class.

'It's an antique!'

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

"He's deliciously vintage."

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

1950's.