Weeding Gifts

'You were right - it's shallow rooting but spreading'

Weod Monath (Weed Month) The Saxon word for the month of August.

'Notice to clear vegetation' hacks his way through garden using a machete.

In the garden: pulling up the last weed of the year

"Ruddy Japanese knotweed gets EVERYWHERE."

"When you think about it I suppose a weed is just a flower with no fan club."

"I see you've laid out your garden."

Welcome to the Garden of Weedin'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'First weeds of spring.'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

'The highest court in the land.'

Getting Rid of the Cure

'Say, aren't those the same weeds that came up last year?'

'Whenever he stares out the window like that I know he's about to go into a gardening frenzy.'

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

"I've found the lawnmower!"

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

'He's so proud - We've got the best collection of weeds in the street!'

Row vs. Wade

"It came... it grew... it made Nana say bad words... 'Ow! You rotten #@!!×!' The invasion of the thistle"

How to deal with weeds

"If you ask me, you can't go wrong with this beautiful bouquet of marijuana."

"You've got to help me, Tom... my garden is out of control!"

Flower shows and weed shows.

"A garden is a thing of beauty and a job for ever."

"They've just got a better grade of weed over there!"

Seed packet reads: EASY GROW JAPANESE KNOTWEED

Natural Regeneragtion Area (weeds).

Now, this is a good garden: full of weeds! The likelyhood of somebody trying to poison us here is very low...

Gardening section in shop: Grow stuff or kill stuff.

Give a weed an inch and it'll take a yard.

The Grim Reefer: 'DUDE,that was,like,your last puff,MAN.'

'I do admire your honesty in your garden planning.'