Weeding T-Shirts

'You were right - it's shallow rooting but spreading'

Weod Monath (Weed Month) The Saxon word for the month of August.

'Notice to clear vegetation' hacks his way through garden using a machete.

In the garden: pulling up the last weed of the year

"Ruddy Japanese knotweed gets EVERYWHERE."

"When you think about it I suppose a weed is just a flower with no fan club."

"I see you've laid out your garden."

Welcome to the Garden of Weedin'

"I got some free help to weed your garden. Happy Mother's Day!"

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'First weeds of spring.'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."

'The highest court in the land.'

Getting Rid of the Cure

'Say, aren't those the same weeds that came up last year?'

'Whenever he stares out the window like that I know he's about to go into a gardening frenzy.'

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

"I've found the lawnmower!"

"It came... it grew... it made Nana say bad words... 'Ow! You rotten #@!!×!' The invasion of the thistle"

"Say, Bill, how's that new crop of yours doing?"

Row vs. Wade

'He's so proud - We've got the best collection of weeds in the street!'

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

How to deal with weeds

"If you ask me, you can't go wrong with this beautiful bouquet of marijuana."

"I was trying to grow roses, but I got hit by the 'bluebonnet' plague."

"A garden is a thing of beauty and a job for ever."

Flower shows and weed shows.

"You've got to help me, Tom... my garden is out of control!"

"Remind me, is this medicinal or recreational weed?"

"They've just got a better grade of weed over there!"

Natural Regeneragtion Area (weeds).