Weed Wonderer Gifts

Flower shows and weed shows.

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

Zoo animals.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'First weeds of spring.'

Wild Cow.

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

'Pull...'

'The highest court in the land.'

'You are doing it wrong.'

"Who. Who. Who. Or is it Whom?"

"I always wanted to work with animals."

Hyenas as Pets

Getting Rid of the Cure

The Imperfect Storm

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

Zoo - Animals that we eat and animals that eat us.

'Whenever he stares out the window like that I know he's about to go into a gardening frenzy.'

Canada Goose

"Do you think there's life out there?"

Slow moving and small brained were already two strikes. . . but many experts agree that the unfortunate stripe pattern was the main reason for the extinction of the Cerebex.

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

Have Horns Venn

"Nature can be cruel, but occasionally there are instances of great compassion."

'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'

"I've found the lawnmower!"

"This thing is so slow!"