Weed Wonderer Gifts

Flower shows and weed shows.

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

Zoo animals.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'First weeds of spring.'

Wild Cow.

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

'Pull...'

'You are doing it wrong.'

'The highest court in the land.'

"Who. Who. Who. Or is it Whom?"

"I always wanted to work with animals."

The Imperfect Storm

Hyenas as Pets

Getting Rid of the Cure

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

Zoo - Animals that we eat and animals that eat us.

'Whenever he stares out the window like that I know he's about to go into a gardening frenzy.'

Slow moving and small brained were already two strikes. . . but many experts agree that the unfortunate stripe pattern was the main reason for the extinction of the Cerebex.

Tarzan mobile phone

"Nature can be cruel, but occasionally there are instances of great compassion."

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

"Do you think there's life out there?"

'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'

Have Horns Venn

Canada Goose

"This thing is so slow!"

"I've found the lawnmower!"