Weed Shopper Gifts

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'She's so put together!'

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

'First weeds of spring.'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

'The highest court in the land.'

Getting Rid of the Cure

'Say, aren't those the same weeds that came up last year?'

'Whenever he stares out the window like that I know he's about to go into a gardening frenzy.'

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

'Just look'in'

"I've found the lawnmower!"

"Where are the perineums?" "Aisle 3. Between the vaginas and the rectums."

"It came... it grew... it made Nana say bad words... 'Ow! You rotten #@!!×!' The invasion of the thistle"

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

'He's so proud - We've got the best collection of weeds in the street!'

"I need nothing and I want everything."

How to deal with weeds

"If you ask me, you can't go wrong with this beautiful bouquet of marijuana."

'He's sulking because I caught him licking the cake shop window.'

"Slow down, I want to take a peek in Barneys!"

"What's the big deal? All these politicians talk about a health care plan! I have a health care plan!"

"A garden is a thing of beauty and a job for ever."

'Pass me the salt, parsley, marjoram, dill, coriander, fennel, basil, nutmeg, rosemary, thyme, oregano, and pepper please.'

"Ruddy Japanese knotweed gets EVERYWHERE."

Welcome to the Garden of Weedin'

"You've got to help me, Tom... my garden is out of control!"

Flower shows and weed shows.

"How much is that Doge in the window?"