Greenery Enthusiast Gifts

'Ms Phelps, it's a jungle out there. Must we make one in here as well?'

Nature versus commerce.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Garden Goddess.

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Bee flying to another flower.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Cats and gardens.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Lawnmower

Environment Friendly House.

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

Et in Arcadia Ego

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

'Do you mind!!?'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

"Sorry, Edmund, but this is going to be a paper-free office."

Ecology

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

'Any chance of me being recycled Doc?'

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."