Greenery Guru Gifts

'Actually, the entire department was scheduled to be shut down until Bill, our resident genius, saved all our jobs by figuring out a way to get us designated as a protected wetland!'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

Giraffe Snacks

Allotment

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

Dog in Daisys

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Bird Torture.

Wordplay: Gastropod.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Do you have anything bigger?

Giant slug attacks a city

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Gardening#2

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

Tree Passion

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'