Greenery Guru Prints

'Actually, the entire department was scheduled to be shut down until Bill, our resident genius, saved all our jobs by figuring out a way to get us designated as a protected wetland!'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

Giraffe Snacks

Allotment

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Dog in Daisys

Bird Torture.

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Do you have anything bigger?

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

Tree Passion

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Giant slug attacks a city

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

Gardening#2

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."