Greenhouse Guru Gifts

Greenhouse owner finds potted plant flower waif on door step

"Who turned the pressure up?"

'Don't worry about Daddy. He's probably pottering around in his greenhouse.'

Slam!

Vegetarian restaurant - Choose your own vegetables.

'I need a green house built ASAP.'

Vine-Gripened Tomatoes

Vine-Gripend Tomatoes

Venus Fly Trap

The Environmentalist

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Allotment

But is it organic?

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Dog in Daisys

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Do you have anything bigger?

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

Giant slug attacks a city