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Greenhouse owner finds potted plant flower waif on door step

"Who turned the pressure up?"

'Don't worry about Daddy. He's probably pottering around in his greenhouse.'

Slam!

Vegetarian restaurant - Choose your own vegetables.

'I need a green house built ASAP.'

Vine-Gripened Tomatoes

Vine-Gripend Tomatoes

Venus Fly Trap

The Environmentalist

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

But is it organic?

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Allotment

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Dog in Daisys

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Wordplay: Gastropod.

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Do you have anything bigger?

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'