Greenhouse Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Wouldn't it be easier just to go outside once-in-a-while?'

Gardeners with Different Sized Greenhouse.

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Nature versus commerce.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Garden Goddess.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Bee flying to another flower.

Bird Torture.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Cats and gardens.

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Lawnmower

Environment Friendly House.

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

Et in Arcadia Ego

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

'Do you mind!!?'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

"Sorry, Edmund, but this is going to be a paper-free office."

Ecology

"What are you in for?"

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."