Greenhouse Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Wouldn't it be easier just to go outside once-in-a-while?'

Gardeners with Different Sized Greenhouse.

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Nature versus commerce.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Garden Goddess.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Bee flying to another flower.

Bird Torture.

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Cats and gardens.

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Lawnmower

Environment Friendly House.

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

Et in Arcadia Ego

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Do you mind!!?'

Ecology

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

"Sorry, Edmund, but this is going to be a paper-free office."

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

'Any chance of me being recycled Doc?'