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Venus Fly Trap

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Plant Lady

Good News about winter

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'I think Fred's taken the idea of having a conservatory a little too far!'

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

'I need a green house built ASAP.'

Ed discovers that building his greenhoue outside the leftfield wall was a huge mistake!

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

"It just doesn't crackle like the one on Netflix."

"Look—I appreciate your talking to me, and I know you mean well, but you're boring."

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

Arctic Hothouse

"Hurry up and pick that lock. I'm hungry and it's freezing out here."

An snail shell with a chimney

A snowman, Frankenstein's monster and a scarecrow watch a fireplace DVD.

Smiley

Book Burning is Always Wrong?

'It freaks me out that you're keeping your dead mum preserved in Formalin on the mantelpiece!'

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

Collecting logs

Satan in the fireplace

The two friends

Santa relaxes by Fire

Dog with chew toy.

"The heat of the flames on my feet makes me feel thankful my feet aren't on fire."

'I'm not putting it out. There's enough oak in this Chardonnay to keep this fire going all night.'

"This is our new HR department, where we nurture and raise talent!"

'Let's get these coats off, get over by the fire and get nice and toasty.'