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Ed discovers that building his greenhoue outside the leftfield wall was a huge mistake!

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Plant Lady

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

"What are you in for?"

'I think Fred's taken the idea of having a conservatory a little too far!'

My friend, Ernie, the documentary filmmaker, is producing a series about beverages. One film follows a man's search for the perfect lager. The working title is "The Beer Hunter." He found a group of young women in high school who are fantastic baristas. "Bean Girls." Espresso. Another movie will uncover animosity in the orange juice business. Maybe I should call it "Pulp Friction." And he's examining vineyards and winemakers all over the globe. I'll call the film "Planet of the Grapes"!

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

'I need a green house built ASAP.'

'Fishing is Ben's life.'

"....one minute I'm there - chewing the cud - the next, I get this urge to lead!"

"Hurry up and pick that lock. I'm hungry and it's freezing out here."

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

Arctic Hothouse

'Okay, so we had a rainy spring. If we can't make these grapes into wine, maybe we can sell them as water balloons.'

Venus Fly Trap

"Actually, these are more valuable than the golden ones now."

"If we poured the millions of dollars we spend on advertising into improving our vineyard, we wouldn't have to advertise."

"This is our new HR department, where we nurture and raise talent!"

You had me at succulents!

"You call this pigswill food?"

'Dad, the wine's been put into used barrels, just like you ordered. I got a great deal on them from Exxon.'

Make Alexander Hamilton Great Again

"I heard they bought thousands of acres around here."

'I started this vineyard 20 years ago, with absolutely nothing, and today I can proudly say I don't have less.'

A prison with a conservatory attached.

"You give up too easily, dear."

Garden store owner chasing away birds from his seed display.

Vine-Gripened Tomatoes

Man caught trespassing having fallen through ice

Vine-Gripend Tomatoes