Greenhouse Owner Mugs

Ed discovers that building his greenhoue outside the leftfield wall was a huge mistake!

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Plant Lady

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

'I think Fred's taken the idea of having a conservatory a little too far!'

'Fishing is Ben's life.'

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

'I need a green house built ASAP.'

"....one minute I'm there - chewing the cud - the next, I get this urge to lead!"

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

Arctic Hothouse

"Hurry up and pick that lock. I'm hungry and it's freezing out here."

'Okay, so we had a rainy spring. If we can't make these grapes into wine, maybe we can sell them as water balloons.'

"Actually, these are more valuable than the golden ones now."

"If we poured the millions of dollars we spend on advertising into improving our vineyard, we wouldn't have to advertise."

Venus Fly Trap

"This is our new HR department, where we nurture and raise talent!"

A prison with a conservatory attached.

Garden store owner chasing away birds from his seed display.

"You give up too easily, dear."

'Dad, the wine's been put into used barrels, just like you ordered. I got a great deal on them from Exxon.'

You had me at succulents!

'I started this vineyard 20 years ago, with absolutely nothing, and today I can proudly say I don't have less.'

Vine-Gripened Tomatoes

"I heard they bought thousands of acres around here."

"You call this pigswill food?"

Caveman Imagines the Future of His Wine Invention.

Grapes Drinking Blood

Vine-Gripend Tomatoes