Greenhouse Visionary T-Shirts

'I think Fred's taken the idea of having a conservatory a little too far!'

"States of tofu"

Yardless: Please help

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

Sea weed harvest.

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

"How much longer on your visionary gnocchi, Stefano?"

"I promise you. One day granite kitchens will be the in thing."

'I need a green house built ASAP.'

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

Who Was That Greta Girl Again?

"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."

Ed discovers that building his greenhoue outside the leftfield wall was a huge mistake!

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

"Hurry up and pick that lock. I'm hungry and it's freezing out here."

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

I guess I outta take science classes if I'm really going to help the environment. What for? You want to be a famous actress

Arctic Hothouse

"There are no animal products in our dishes, but since the meals are prepared by animals, you may find some stray hairs."

"...And then beyond the lawn, a lily pool with fountains and..."

Venus Fly Trap

"I present to you the new steam-powered, electricity-generating windmill! Fueled by grass clippings, wind and cow doo-doo. I think we can safely say that green just got greener!"

Energy Research.

The First Seed Catagogues of Spring!

Woodpecker House

"I suppose, you being a cartoonist, vertical gardening is just another way to get column inches."

'That IS the chef's surprise, sir -- the pork chops are really tofu.'

Environmentally Friendly Transport

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"

Wind Energy Systems Inc.

Vegan Insomnia

"I'm looling for ground beef that's organic, non-GMO, and doesn't contain meat."

Woolly tofu.