Garden Visionary T-Shirts

Man oiling a wheel marked 'tomorrow' from a bottle marked 'today'.

Garden Supplies Special sale

"I wanted a gazebo."

Yardless: Please help

'Paint your lawn, ma'am?'

'Winter days not nice enough for gardening.'

Capability Brown

"States of tofu"

Allotment

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Sale! Weed Whackers

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

Do you have anything bigger?

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Gardening#2

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

Tree Passion

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'