Garden Visionary T-Shirts

Man oiling a wheel marked 'tomorrow' from a bottle marked 'today'.

Garden Supplies Special sale

"I wanted a gazebo."

Yardless: Please help

The First Seed Catagogues of Spring!

'Paint your lawn, ma'am?'

'Winter days not nice enough for gardening.'

Capability Brown

"States of tofu"

Allotment

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Sale! Weed Whackers

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

Do you have anything bigger?

Gardening#2

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Tree Passion