Garden Genius T-Shirts

'There we are - what bird could resist a restaurant on its doorstep.'

Gardener of the Year.

'Dad, I didn't know you were into sculpture.'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'You're not CAPABILITY Brown, are you?'

Sale! Weed Whackers

Allotment

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Yardless: Please help

Rose Garden

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Bird Torture.

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Dog in Daisys

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

Do you have anything bigger?

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Tree Passion

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

Giant slug attacks a city