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'As you can see, we take the concept of local food very seriously...'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Garden Goddess.

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Bee flying to another flower.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Sale! Weed Whackers

Bird Torture.

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Cats and gardens.

Dog in Daisys

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Giant slug attacks a city

Lawnmower

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Okay, dig that one up!

Et in Arcadia Ego

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"The trees are laughing at us."

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Do you mind!!?'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'Worms? Have you tried Snyder's mulch pile?'

"I'm going to prepare a special dish for Thanksgiving dinner."

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'