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"You didn't seriously think that one does one's own huffing and puffing these days, did you?"

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Bird Torture.

Okay, dig that one up!

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

"You've definitely got water retention..."

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

'Mr McGregor's growing genetically modified carrots!'

Farmer planting the next crop of PC's.

"I love to hear the pitter-patter-patter...patter of his tiny feet."

Garden genomes.

"I'd be fast, too, if I had legs that long."

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

'That's Oog -- the poor sam invented garden tools.'

"Ahh, if I'm not much mistaken. The sound of a Lawn Chief 420. Fitted with a 3.5 horse power, Briggs and Stratton engine. Electronic ignition, variable valve timing and a 55 litre grass box. Mmm don't you just love our Sunday mornings dear?"

"It was my husbands dying wish to be buried in his herb garden."

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

'This corner of the garden's a bit of a subtropical micro-climate actually...'

"How are you doing, Precious? I'm thinking about you. I'll be home soon, so don't you worry about a thing."

'That one's for a man with a very large lawn, it's fitted with sat nav.'

"I love technology. I just programmed this smart tree to drop its leaves in the neighbor's yard."

'Norman just loves that leaf blower I bought him for Christmas.'

saving water

'As you can see, we take the concept of local food very seriously...'

'So, that know-it-all Harriet Tuppman says...'

Pick your own organisms.

"My plants have been growing so much better since I started texting them."

"He is very competitive. . . when he read about someone 'growing' a garden chair and he decided to grow a recliner and HDTV with surround sound system."