Garden Gadgeteer T-Shirts

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Okay, dig that one up!

"His gardening fits in perfectly with his model aircraft."

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

"Forget it – we're not buying some expensive sex robot for it to end up unused in the garage with the massaging armchair and the rowing machine."

"You didn't seriously think that one does one's own huffing and puffing these days, did you?"

Welcome back students.

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

Farmer planting the next crop of PC's.

Planet Of The Apps.

Better Living Through Technology

Why is he always fooling around with plants? He wants to be a robotanist!

"I am fully functional again!"

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

"Ahh, if I'm not much mistaken. The sound of a Lawn Chief 420. Fitted with a 3.5 horse power, Briggs and Stratton engine. Electronic ignition, variable valve timing and a 55 litre grass box. Mmm don't you just love our Sunday mornings dear?"

Larry's Lawnmower Service. Relax, he comes in every spring to get his blade sharpened.

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

"How are you doing, Precious? I'm thinking about you. I'll be home soon, so don't you worry about a thing."

'That one's for a man with a very large lawn, it's fitted with sat nav.'

'Norman just loves that leaf blower I bought him for Christmas.'

saving water

'As you can see, we take the concept of local food very seriously...'

Agriculture and New Technologies

'I never let the grass grow under my feet.'

'Pacifiers away please, I'd like to start the meeting,' says the chairman.

"My plants have been growing so much better since I started texting them."

'Would you prefer paper of plastic.'

"He is very competitive. . . when he read about someone 'growing' a garden chair and he decided to grow a recliner and HDTV with surround sound system."

Technology and drought

In 90 feet, do a u-turn � In 90 feet, do a u-turn � In 90 feet, do a u-turn � Riding mower GPS.

Technology continues to improve communication.

"The latest in gardening innovations:the hoseless nozzle."

"I tell you, this is 'cutting hedge' technology."

There goes my climbing tree stand climbing stand climbing without me again.