Garden Gadget Lovers T-Shirts

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Okay, dig that one up!

"You didn't seriously think that one does one's own huffing and puffing these days, did you?"

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

'Boy, these strips sure make it a lot easier to swat the flies!'

'That's Oog -- the poor sam invented garden tools.'

"Ahh, if I'm not much mistaken. The sound of a Lawn Chief 420. Fitted with a 3.5 horse power, Briggs and Stratton engine. Electronic ignition, variable valve timing and a 55 litre grass box. Mmm don't you just love our Sunday mornings dear?"

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

"How about this round mouth shovel."

"How are you doing, Precious? I'm thinking about you. I'll be home soon, so don't you worry about a thing."

'That one's for a man with a very large lawn, it's fitted with sat nav.'

'Norman just loves that leaf blower I bought him for Christmas.'

saving water

Farm wife rings her husband rather than calling out to him to let him know that dinner is ready.

Agriculture and New Technologies

'I never let the grass grow under my feet.'

"He is very competitive. . . when he read about someone 'growing' a garden chair and he decided to grow a recliner and HDTV with surround sound system."

"My plants have been growing so much better since I started texting them."

Farmer fighting off snail

"The latest in gardening innovations:the hoseless nozzle."

"I tell you, this is 'cutting hedge' technology."

Bird box with satellite dish.

The Cursor Tree.

Charging a plant

Lawn Mower Bike.

"I saw you got a new garden hose."

Smart Tech in Farming

"His gardening fits in perfectly with his model aircraft."

God's Phone Number