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'I've found the lawnmower.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Cats and gardens.

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Lawnmower

The Fall of Gnome

Okay, dig that one up!

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

Et in Arcadia Ego

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Do you mind!!?'

Ecology

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

"You didn't seriously think that one does one's own huffing and puffing these days, did you?"

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

'Dog got your clog?'

"It's too late to put your foot down. He's in love."

Domestic Cats.

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue