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'I've found the lawnmower.'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Garden Goddess.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Bee flying to another flower.

Cats and gardens.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Lawnmower

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

The Fall of Gnome

Okay, dig that one up!

Et in Arcadia Ego

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

'Do you mind!!?'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

Ecology

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

"You didn't seriously think that one does one's own huffing and puffing these days, did you?"

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

'Dog got your clog?'

"It's too late to put your foot down. He's in love."

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

Domestic Cats.