Garden Gadget Admirer T-Shirts

"I want a beer can holder with a riding mower built around it."

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

The discovery of asparagus.

Taking it easy

Hermit Crabapple Tree

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Mantis Love

Okay, dig that one up!

Nature Lovers

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

"You didn't seriously think that one does one's own huffing and puffing these days, did you?"

David Bellamy

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"A laser blaster turns pesky little boys into ferns! Now that would be a cool school supply."

"Their technological toys are nothing compared to the power of the supply side."

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

Poinsettia

Bird sees coo coo bird emerge from birdhouse

"If you ask me, you can't go wrong with this beautiful bouquet of marijuana."

"They've already had two upgrades while we've been standing in line."

The animal and plant kingdoms unite to send to you Season's Greetings.

'I love this time of year...the way the plastic bags flutter in the breeze.'

"Ahh, if I'm not much mistaken. The sound of a Lawn Chief 420. Fitted with a 3.5 horse power, Briggs and Stratton engine. Electronic ignition, variable valve timing and a 55 litre grass box. Mmm don't you just love our Sunday mornings dear?"

'Isn't that cute?'

Weeping Willow

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

'Wally, meet Doris. Doris, Wally. Wally is a forester.'

"What makes you think he's new in town?"