Garden Gadget Admirer Gifts

"I want a beer can holder with a riding mower built around it."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Taking it easy

The discovery of asparagus.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Mantis Love

Okay, dig that one up!

Nature Lovers

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"A laser blaster turns pesky little boys into ferns! Now that would be a cool school supply."

David Bellamy

"You didn't seriously think that one does one's own huffing and puffing these days, did you?"

"Their technological toys are nothing compared to the power of the supply side."

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

Poinsettia

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

The male of the species approaches the cafe counter. What's that, Mr. Pinkerton? Careful not to disturb those around him, the male scans his surroundings. His senses, his vision and his sense of smell have been honed by years of evolution and survival. Sniiif! At last, the male makes his move! He orders one slice of rhubarb pie, a la mode! You want pie? Suddenly, he is alerted to danger. The male seeks refuge behind a petunia! … but is it too late? No pie for him. The male will have a salad. The

Bird sees coo coo bird emerge from birdhouse

"If you ask me, you can't go wrong with this beautiful bouquet of marijuana."

'Isn't that cute?'

"They've already had two upgrades while we've been standing in line."

'I love this time of year...the way the plastic bags flutter in the breeze.'

The animal and plant kingdoms unite to send to you Season's Greetings.

"Ahh, if I'm not much mistaken. The sound of a Lawn Chief 420. Fitted with a 3.5 horse power, Briggs and Stratton engine. Electronic ignition, variable valve timing and a 55 litre grass box. Mmm don't you just love our Sunday mornings dear?"

Larry's Lawnmower Service. Relax, he comes in every spring to get his blade sharpened.

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

Weeping Willow

'Would our taxes be any cheaper if we lived in a sketcher?'

"I like you and all, but I normally only date guys that stare down at their cell phones."