Garden Gadget Lover Gifts

'Norman just loves that leaf blower I bought him for Christmas.'

Lawn Mower Bike.

'Oops.'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

Okay, dig that one up!

'This is suppose to be progress.'

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

Robot surgery.

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

"You didn't seriously think that one does one's own huffing and puffing these days, did you?"

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"It's the new self-driving model."

"Home is where the WiFi is."

"Life is so much easier since I brought the XL Robovax for Clive."

"There you go Dad, now, instead of just thumping the ground, you can press the red button to raise the alarm..."

"Okay, who's been messing with the copy machine?"

'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.'

"We've made significant progress in T-shirt cannon technology."

Automatic swing machine