Garden Gear Geek Gifts

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Bird Torture.

Okay, dig that one up!

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

"You didn't seriously think that one does one's own huffing and puffing these days, did you?"

"You've definitely got water retention..."

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

"I love to hear the pitter-patter-patter...patter of his tiny feet."

'Mr McGregor's growing genetically modified carrots!'

Farmer planting the next crop of PC's.

Garden genomes.

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

"I'd be fast, too, if I had legs that long."

Larry's Lawnmower Service. Relax, he comes in every spring to get his blade sharpened.

"Ahh, if I'm not much mistaken. The sound of a Lawn Chief 420. Fitted with a 3.5 horse power, Briggs and Stratton engine. Electronic ignition, variable valve timing and a 55 litre grass box. Mmm don't you just love our Sunday mornings dear?"

"It was my husbands dying wish to be buried in his herb garden."

'That's Oog -- the poor sam invented garden tools.'

'Voila! ... Concussion-proof!'

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

'This corner of the garden's a bit of a subtropical micro-climate actually...'

'That one's for a man with a very large lawn, it's fitted with sat nav.'

Bird Lays Eggs in Climber's Helmet.

"I love technology. I just programmed this smart tree to drop its leaves in the neighbor's yard."

'Norman just loves that leaf blower I bought him for Christmas.'

'As you can see, we take the concept of local food very seriously...'

Farm wife rings her husband rather than calling out to him to let him know that dinner is ready.

'I never let the grass grow under my feet.'

'So, that know-it-all Harriet Tuppman says...'