Garden Gear Geek Gifts

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Bird Torture.

Okay, dig that one up!

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

"You've definitely got water retention..."

"You didn't seriously think that one does one's own huffing and puffing these days, did you?"

Farmer planting the next crop of PC's.

'Mr McGregor's growing genetically modified carrots!'

"I love to hear the pitter-patter-patter...patter of his tiny feet."

Garden genomes.

"I'd be fast, too, if I had legs that long."

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

"It was my husbands dying wish to be buried in his herb garden."

'That's Oog -- the poor sam invented garden tools.'

"Ahh, if I'm not much mistaken. The sound of a Lawn Chief 420. Fitted with a 3.5 horse power, Briggs and Stratton engine. Electronic ignition, variable valve timing and a 55 litre grass box. Mmm don't you just love our Sunday mornings dear?"

'Voila! ... Concussion-proof!'

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

'This corner of the garden's a bit of a subtropical micro-climate actually...'

'That one's for a man with a very large lawn, it's fitted with sat nav.'

Bird Lays Eggs in Climber's Helmet.

"I love technology. I just programmed this smart tree to drop its leaves in the neighbor's yard."

'Norman just loves that leaf blower I bought him for Christmas.'

'As you can see, we take the concept of local food very seriously...'

Farm wife rings her husband rather than calling out to him to let him know that dinner is ready.

'So, that know-it-all Harriet Tuppman says...'

"He is very competitive. . . when he read about someone 'growing' a garden chair and he decided to grow a recliner and HDTV with surround sound system."

Pick your own organisms.