Garden Gadget Guru Gifts

"Ahh, if I'm not much mistaken. The sound of a Lawn Chief 420. Fitted with a 3.5 horse power, Briggs and Stratton engine. Electronic ignition, variable valve timing and a 55 litre grass box. Mmm don't you just love our Sunday mornings dear?"

God's Phone Number

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Allotment

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Dog in Daisys

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Bird Torture.

Do you have anything bigger?

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

Gardening#2

Tree Passion

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

Giant slug attacks a city

Okay, dig that one up!