Garden Gadget Guru T-Shirts

"Ahh, if I'm not much mistaken. The sound of a Lawn Chief 420. Fitted with a 3.5 horse power, Briggs and Stratton engine. Electronic ignition, variable valve timing and a 55 litre grass box. Mmm don't you just love our Sunday mornings dear?"

God's Phone Number

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Allotment

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Bird Torture.

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Dog in Daisys

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Do you have anything bigger?

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

Gardening#2

Tree Passion

Giant slug attacks a city

Okay, dig that one up!

Positively Petersham

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD