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"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

The Fall of Gnome

Okay, dig that one up!

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

"You didn't seriously think that one does one's own huffing and puffing these days, did you?"

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

"Don't you ever miss the hustle and bustle of the old tar pits?"

'That's Oog -- the poor sam invented garden tools.'

"Ahh, if I'm not much mistaken. The sound of a Lawn Chief 420. Fitted with a 3.5 horse power, Briggs and Stratton engine. Electronic ignition, variable valve timing and a 55 litre grass box. Mmm don't you just love our Sunday mornings dear?"

"Will you shut up about world domination and just make the damn coffee."

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

"How are you doing, Precious? I'm thinking about you. I'll be home soon, so don't you worry about a thing."

'Safe for use in Micro-wave.'

'That one's for a man with a very large lawn, it's fitted with sat nav.'

Bird House Doorbell

'Norman just loves that leaf blower I bought him for Christmas.'

saving water

'As you can see, we take the concept of local food very seriously...'

The Grim Raker

'I never let the grass grow under my feet.'

Farm wife rings her husband rather than calling out to him to let him know that dinner is ready.

"He is very competitive. . . when he read about someone 'growing' a garden chair and he decided to grow a recliner and HDTV with surround sound system."

Agriculture and New Technologies

"I tell you, this is 'cutting hedge' technology."

"The latest in gardening innovations:the hoseless nozzle."

"Comfy?"

The Cursor Tree.

Charging a plant

'Why is their grass always greener than ours?'

Bird box with satellite dish.

Lawn Mower Bike.