Tech-savvy Garden Lover Gifts

The Rake's Progress

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Okay, dig that one up!

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

Birds with Headphones

"You didn't seriously think that one does one's own huffing and puffing these days, did you?"

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

Farmer planting the next crop of PC's.

'Cool hey? My metamorphosis is going to be broadcasted live on the internet...'

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

"Ahh, if I'm not much mistaken. The sound of a Lawn Chief 420. Fitted with a 3.5 horse power, Briggs and Stratton engine. Electronic ignition, variable valve timing and a 55 litre grass box. Mmm don't you just love our Sunday mornings dear?"

"Hey look! It perfectly matches the virtual pot plant I gave you last year!"

'I hear they're going to cable.'

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

"How are you doing, Precious? I'm thinking about you. I'll be home soon, so don't you worry about a thing."

'That one's for a man with a very large lawn, it's fitted with sat nav.'

'Norman just loves that leaf blower I bought him for Christmas.'

saving water

"Thank you for finding the right depth to plant these, now try googling how to get your hands dirty."

'I never let the grass grow under my feet.'

"We'r going to hike to look for reception."

"My plants have been growing so much better since I started texting them."

Agriculture and New Technologies

"Virtual gardener."

"He is very competitive. . . when he read about someone 'growing' a garden chair and he decided to grow a recliner and HDTV with surround sound system."

Grizzly has updated his status: 'I'm back from hibernation, who wants to meet me for a quick snack?'

"The latest in gardening innovations:the hoseless nozzle."

"I tell you, this is 'cutting hedge' technology."

Charging a plant

Bird box with satellite dish.