Tech-savvy Garden Lover Mugs

The Rake's Progress

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Okay, dig that one up!

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

Birds with Headphones

"You didn't seriously think that one does one's own huffing and puffing these days, did you?"

"Hey, Doris. I'm learning some interesting things about animals from my trail camera! For instance, I never knew that bears were capable of making obscene paw gestures!"

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

Farmer planting the next crop of PC's.

'Cool hey? My metamorphosis is going to be broadcasted live on the internet...'

Why is he always fooling around with plants? He wants to be a robotanist!

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

Larry's Lawnmower Service. Relax, he comes in every spring to get his blade sharpened.

"Hey look! It perfectly matches the virtual pot plant I gave you last year!"

"Ahh, if I'm not much mistaken. The sound of a Lawn Chief 420. Fitted with a 3.5 horse power, Briggs and Stratton engine. Electronic ignition, variable valve timing and a 55 litre grass box. Mmm don't you just love our Sunday mornings dear?"

'I hear they're going to cable.'

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

"How are you doing, Precious? I'm thinking about you. I'll be home soon, so don't you worry about a thing."

'That one's for a man with a very large lawn, it's fitted with sat nav.'

Why is he always fooling around with plants? He wants to be a robotanist! (Published originally on August 26, 2015.)

'Norman just loves that leaf blower I bought him for Christmas.'

saving water

"Thank you for finding the right depth to plant these, now try googling how to get your hands dirty."

"He is very competitive. . . when he read about someone 'growing' a garden chair and he decided to grow a recliner and HDTV with surround sound system."

Agriculture and New Technologies

"Virtual gardener."

'I never let the grass grow under my feet.'

In 90 feet, do a u-turn � In 90 feet, do a u-turn � In 90 feet, do a u-turn � Riding mower GPS.

"My plants have been growing so much better since I started texting them."

"We'r going to hike to look for reception."

Grizzly has updated his status: 'I'm back from hibernation, who wants to meet me for a quick snack?'

"The latest in gardening innovations:the hoseless nozzle."

"I tell you, this is 'cutting hedge' technology."

Bird box with satellite dish.