Digital Garden Enthusiast Gifts

The Cursor Tree.

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Okay, dig that one up!

"Who can we call?"

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

Computer Life

"You didn't seriously think that one does one's own huffing and puffing these days, did you?"

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

Farmer planting the next crop of PC's.

Why is he always fooling around with plants? He wants to be a robotanist!

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

Larry's Lawnmower Service. Relax, he comes in every spring to get his blade sharpened.

"Ahh, if I'm not much mistaken. The sound of a Lawn Chief 420. Fitted with a 3.5 horse power, Briggs and Stratton engine. Electronic ignition, variable valve timing and a 55 litre grass box. Mmm don't you just love our Sunday mornings dear?"

"Hey look! It perfectly matches the virtual pot plant I gave you last year!"

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

When Accountants Rake Leaves

'That one's for a man with a very large lawn, it's fitted with sat nav.'

"How are you doing, Precious? I'm thinking about you. I'll be home soon, so don't you worry about a thing."

'Norman just loves that leaf blower I bought him for Christmas.'

saving water

"Thank you for finding the right depth to plant these, now try googling how to get your hands dirty."

'As you can see, we take the concept of local food very seriously...'

Earth-Friendly.

Agriculture and New Technologies

In 90 feet, do a u-turn � In 90 feet, do a u-turn � In 90 feet, do a u-turn � Riding mower GPS.

Farm wife rings her husband rather than calling out to him to let him know that dinner is ready.

"Virtual gardener."

"The next facebook friend inviting me to play farmville is getting deleted!"

'I never let the grass grow under my feet.'

"He is very competitive. . . when he read about someone 'growing' a garden chair and he decided to grow a recliner and HDTV with surround sound system."

"The latest in gardening innovations:the hoseless nozzle."

"I tell you, this is 'cutting hedge' technology."

Girl and PC

Bird box with satellite dish.

Charging a plant