Virtual Garden Enthusiast Gifts

"Virtual gardener."

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Okay, dig that one up!

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

Garden Sudoku

Farmer planting the next crop of PC's.

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A garden Part 7

Why is he always fooling around with plants? He wants to be a robotanist!

'The grass is plastic, too.'

"Hey look! It perfectly matches the virtual pot plant I gave you last year!"

Redneck Flowerpot

'That one's for a man with a very large lawn, it's fitted with sat nav.'

Cowpat Man.

When Accountants Rake Leaves

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof!! When you die, may I hang you up in my garden for the blue tits..?"

"Thank you for finding the right depth to plant these, now try googling how to get your hands dirty."

Neighbours playing tennis over the garden wall.

The garden of Bedlam

"You know that no one playing that farm game can see you, right?"

"My plants have been growing so much better since I started texting them."

"The next facebook friend inviting me to play farmville is getting deleted!"

'You've never planted potatoes before, have you?'

Bonsai Gardener

Father Tim is enjoying the new normal a bit too much.

Girl and PC

"Don't bother. Everything is artificial."

"It seems that a flower is just a weed in drag!"

"I've got 200,000 Facebook followers, but not one real friend..."

The Cursor Tree.

"Strictly speaking I'm a hobgoblin."

'The highest score ever recorded' gory fictional battle between father and son

Are you on Facebook? I got kicked off of Facebook

"You can't get government subsidies for your Farmville Farm."

'Congratulations! You have beaten Farmville! You may now return to your REAL life!'