Virtual Enthusiast Gifts

Father Tim is enjoying the new normal a bit too much.

"I've got 200,000 Facebook followers, but not one real friend..."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

The Computer Bore

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Likes: $2.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

"...But of course we'll still be friends on Facebook!"

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Man doing a search on a computer

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

i-teddy

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"The Internet ate my baby!"

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

'How do I get people to visit my...'

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

I e-bay t-shirt.

"Home is where the WiFi is."

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."