Virtual Enthusiast Pillows

Father Tim is enjoying the new normal a bit too much.

"I've got 200,000 Facebook followers, but not one real friend..."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

The Computer Bore

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Likes: $2.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Man doing a search on a computer

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

i-teddy

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

"Home is where the WiFi is."

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"