Online Enthusiasts Pillows

'I am going to Internets Anonymous... we meet in a Yahoo chatroom!'

"Yeah sure, I can erase all the silly videos of you that your master has posted on the internet. It's my most popular service..."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Likes: $2.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Man doing a search on a computer

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"Does the ark have wifi?"

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"Home is where the WiFi is."

I e-bay t-shirt.

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

'The website made a mistake. Not 'erotic' - 'neurotic'.'

Scientist researching animal droppings is looking at Faeces Book on the computer.

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.

"'Can correctly complete a CAPTCHA image 8 our of 10 times.' Any other skills?"

"I wish you people would just read the blog."