Internet Enthusiast Pillows

'The internet means we can organise anti-globalisation demos across the planet.'

"I'm not coming down for dinner, didn't you read my blog ?!?!"

"No textbooks. I'm strictly Web-fed."

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"Oh, like you know something the Internet doesn't know."

Internet Epitaphs

"I've got about 20 pages of questionable internet comments here."

'No, grandma, hashtags are not something you order with eggs.'

Father: 'Breaking news! Newspapers are planning to put all their stories about newspapers using paywalls, behind a paywall'. Daughter: 'What's a newspaper?'

'To blog or not to blog, that is the question...' Shakespeare in the 21st Century

Internet is a window on the world.

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'When we finish installing fibre optic cables, we will be able to transmit error messages to your computer thousands of time faster.'

Error 404: the saviour you're looking for has been removed.

"This is the kind of place where everyone knows your mother's maiden name."

"Well, I think we've finally cured your obsession with the internet..."

"Wifi's back up."

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

"Tidy up yer website, gov?"

Social Network Surprise Party.

'Here is Brad Pitt's e-mail address but you did not get it from me.'

"Halfway through the upload it crashed."

"The internet really does bring the world into your home. I spend hours talking to tech reps in India!"

Global Community.

Information booth consisting of internet search engines

Internet first

"Don't come into the bathroom, I'm streaming live!"

'Start your search engines!'

www.oedipus.com.plex

'I made that payment a couple of days ago. The check's in the Internet.'

'Your reign of terror is over evil dragon, for I have slain your internet service provider!'

Copyright, Intellectual Property and the Internet.

"The peasants are mercilessly ridiculing you online."

"What d'you say we visit some new websites this weekend?"