Internet Enthusiast Mugs

'The internet means we can organise anti-globalisation demos across the planet.'

"I'm not coming down for dinner, didn't you read my blog ?!?!"

"No textbooks. I'm strictly Web-fed."

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"Oh, like you know something the Internet doesn't know."

Internet Epitaphs

'Yeah, very impressive - but can you improve my website's Search Engine Ranking?'

'It's a new syndrome we're seeing more of... 'Google-itis'.'

"I've got about 20 pages of questionable internet comments here."

'No, grandma, hashtags are not something you order with eggs.'

'To blog or not to blog, that is the question...' Shakespeare in the 21st Century

Father: 'Breaking news! Newspapers are planning to put all their stories about newspapers using paywalls, behind a paywall'. Daughter: 'What's a newspaper?'

Internet is a window on the world.

"...But of course we'll still be friends on Facebook!"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'When we finish installing fibre optic cables, we will be able to transmit error messages to your computer thousands of time faster.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'Any questions... Google it'

Error 404: the saviour you're looking for has been removed.

Social Network Surprise Party.

"This is the kind of place where everyone knows your mother's maiden name."

"Wifi's back up."

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

"Tidy up yer website, gov?"

"Well, I think we've finally cured your obsession with the internet..."

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

Stop And Search Engine

"The internet really does bring the world into your home. I spend hours talking to tech reps in India!"

'Here is Brad Pitt's e-mail address but you did not get it from me.'

"Halfway through the upload it crashed."

'And I see you have a degree from the University of Wikipedia...'

'Your reign of terror is over evil dragon, for I have slain your internet service provider!'

'I made that payment a couple of days ago. The check's in the Internet.'

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